February 10th
Journey 2: The Mysterious Island– Warner Bros/New Line Cinema – Action/Family
Scofield: WHY, ROCK, WHY? I just hear Good Ol’ J.R. goin through my mind. Seriously, Mr. Dwayne Johnson, I’ve seen you act. You’re not bad at it. PLEASE stop making shitty family movies. It makes everyone that cheers for your [...]
February 3rd
Big Miracle – Universal Pictures – Drama/Family
Scofield: GODDAMMIT. Another whale movie? Jesus, can’t we leave the fuckin’ man-fish things alone? SKIP.
X: The adverts for this movie fill with me pure rage. Cliches, children, reeking of false hope and inspiration, this movie will remove your balls, dip them in sugar [...]
I have been a die-hard fan of John Carpenter’s The Thing since I saw it the weekend it opened with my father back in 1982. Numerous people have been introduced to that movie by my insistence and with my copy. I quote it. I’ve made avatars about it. I’ve made obscure t-shirts about it.
When [...]
I know I’m not around as much as I used to be, and we’ve talked about that and I’m pretty sure we’re good. With that in mind, you have to understand I don’t watch these goddamned Paranormal Activity movies for me. I do it for you. I put myself through the pain and the [...]
Another year of college football has come and gone. There is no more anticipation for Saturdays. No more hazing of fans of the other team.
No more tailgating. No more cornholing. Well, maybe a little cornholing.
So what do we have to look forward to until next fall?
We have movies.
So welcome, young [...]
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